We are developers. We work remotely (quite handy, in a pandemic). Life could be just great, if it weren't for the legacy software that we hate so much. Yet it keeps our business powered, somewhere deep down in the engine room. There, the floor is dusty, and the edges are razor-sharp. One wrong step, and you are lost, plummeting into the abyss. In this talk, Stefan will reveal the three reasons why legacy software is dreaded, and dispel seven myths about why we cannot have nice things in our legacy systems. We are developers. We share one common goal: let us make working with legacy software fun again.